Okay so I officially have agrophobia. Not because I am afraid of social situations, but because I am afraid of the pink haired conatruction sign holder as you leave the neighborhood. I realized this was a problem when yesterday, I told big A she didn't have to go to soccer practice because I didn't want to leave the house and have to go past her.
So let me back up and explain. They are widening 11400 South, which is the only way to get in or out of our neighborhood. They have been working on it for a couple of months, and it is more than a little annoying. So last week, I was on my cell phone leaving the neighborhood, and I was a little distracted. This construction sign holder worker was holding a stop sign, which being distracted, I just started going around her instead of stopping. I know, totally my bad. I know cell phones are bad etc etc. I think I am just so used at this point to going around orange, I just wasn't thinking. Anyways, she jumps out in front of me and starts yelling, "what are you doing?" So of course I stopped, and she is giving me dirty looks the whole time (as I am finishing my phone call lol). So I go past her later and she is yelling after me. So I figure this is going to be a long 18 mos if I don't solve this, so the next time I pull up next to her, I gave her a heart felt apology, told her I was sorry, I was distracted etc etc. So I figured that was the end of it.
Well the next morning I went running, and ran in front of her car (with plenty of room to do so). She starts yelling at me telling me I needed to stop if cars are coming.
Okay, so I am a little scared of her. She is kind of a big girl with her blond hair colored pink. Kind of that bad ass look to her. And it is so awkward when you pull up, and have to wait 1 minute for your turn to go, and all you have to do is look at each other and she is giving dirty looks. I would rather do anything than have to drive past her. I kind of want to give her the bird or shout obscenities at her, but what if she starts making me wait 5 minutes instead of 1 minute. I am kind of at her mercy. This is going to be a long 18 mos......